Modern Dichotomies

Crossing the Border ILLEGALLY

If you cross the border illegally, you get:

NORTH KOREA	12 YEARS HARD LABOR
IRAN	DETAINED INDEFINITELY
AFGHANISTAN	SHOT
SAUDI ARABIA	JAILED
CHINA	NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN
VENEZUELA	BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED
CUBA	POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT
UNITED STATES:	A JOB A DRIVERS LICENSE SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE FOOD STAMPS CREDIT CARDS SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

Standards that Differ

Standards that Differ:

• If we lie to Congress, it's a felony. But if Congress lies to us, it's just politics
• If we dislike a black person, we're racist. But if a black person dislikes a white person, that's their First Amendment Rights
• The Government spends BILLIONS to rehabilitate criminals, but next to nothing on the victims
• In schools to can teach that homosexuality is OK, but you better not use the word GOD in any interaction
• You can kill an unborn child, but it's wrong to execute a mass murderer
• Books are not burned in America - just rewritten
• We got rid of the Communist & Socialist threat by renaming them Progressives
• We are unable to close our border with Mexico, but no problem "protecting" the 38th parallel on Korea
• If you protest any of Obama's policies, you're a terrorist, but if you burn an American Flag or George Bush in effigy, it's First Amendment Rights
• You can have pornography on TV or the Internet, but you better not put a Nativity scene in a public park during Christmas
• America has no criminals - they are now called sick people
• We can use a human fetus for medical research, but it's wrong to use an animal
• We support the Constitution, but only when it supports our political ideology
• We still have freedom of speech, but only when it is politically correct
• Parenting has been replaced with Ritalin and video games
• We take money from those who work hard for it and give it to those who don't want to work at all
• The land of Opportunity has been replaced by the land of Handouts
• A similarity between Katrina and the Gulf Oil Spill is that neither President did anything to help
• A major crisis TODAY is handled by appointing a committee to determine who's at fault, threaten them, pass a new law, raise taxes, tell us the problem is solved, then return to their re-election campaign