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- Use of information is the sole responsibility of the reader.
- Prolonged exposure can lead to headaches, nausea and eventual paralysis.
- Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
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- May be too intense for some viewers.
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- Some equipment shown is optional.
- No alcohol, dogs, horses or anchovies.
- Seasoning not included.
- Contains no known nutritional value.
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- Not a toy.
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- high blood pressure
- heart disease
- diabetes
- thyroid disease
- asthma
- glaucoma
- difficulty in urination.
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- abnormal wear and tear
- misuse
- lightning
- flood
- hail storm
- tornado
- tsunami
- volcanic eruption
- typographical errors
- broken antenna or marred cabinet
- missing or altered serial numbers
- electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts
- microwave ovens or mobile phones
- onic boom vibrations
- ionising radiation
- customer adjustments that are not covered in this list
- incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water
- motor vehicle crashing
- dropping the item
- falling rocks
- leaky roof
- broken glass
- disk failure
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- arrows
- crossbow bolts
- air gun pellets
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- hot
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- shrapnel
- lasers
- napalm
- torpedoes
- ICBMs
- knives
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- spit-wads
- spears
- javelins
- Any object conceived by Man, aliens or other sentient/nonsentient beings
- emissions of electromagnetic radiation such as radio waves
- microwaves
- infra-red radiation
- visible light
- UV and X-rays
- alpha, beta and gamma rays
- neutrons
- neutrinos
- positrons
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- Anything else anyone can use to inflict injury to themself, others, animals, political subdivisions or objects
